Tonight I ate a BBQ pork sandwich made out of Jack fruit. I don’t even know what Jack fruit is. What I do know is that it’s delicious and I think we’ve found a replacement for soy and wheat. I also know I met a dude who manages apartments and apparently just today locked a drug dealer out of his place in an illegal eviction. And there was an Uzi involved. I’ve never even seen an Uzi let alone been involved with one.

But all that, plus bowling and makers mark and Maus house don’t equal yesterday. Wait until I’m not tired and I’ll drop some science. Sorry for the delay. I love you all.